Burger King Windows 7 Whopper

Burger King Japan launched a Windows 7 Whopper… 7 burgers in one bun. Can you imagine the marketing meetings between MS and BK…

BK: We make things that make people feel sick.

MS: Our product makes people sicker than yours. It’s called Windows 7.

BK: We will make a new burger that is seven times worse. And be the king of sickness.

MS: Can you call it the Windows 7 Whopper. (Puts bag of cash on table.)

BK: Certainly.

Its just occurred to me that whopper is a synonym for lie…